General

If you collect a paycheck, electronic or other, there’s a one in six chance it comes from a company created in 1949 by brothers Joe and Henry Taub. They called it Automatic Payrolls, Inc. but there was nothing automatic about it. It was a manual payroll processing business that started small. Now, 75 years later, it employs 64,000 people of its own and brings in over $19 billion in annual revenue. They could very well be working with your own company’s Chief People Person, and they won’t stop until the problems experienced by a young Milton Waddams are eradicated.

On November 6, 2024, this bastion of the workplace announced its 50th consecutive annual increase to their quarterly dividend. We have another Dividend King, and it joins the Royal Dividends Empire.

All hail Automatic Data Processing, Inc!

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Coronation! [ADP]Read More »

If you’re reading this, you likely have received email offers from various investment advisories or financial publishers.  And once you bite, a torrent of emails from previously unheard-of services and publications follows.  These marketing efforts are excessively frequent, intentionally secretive, and filled with exaggerations, even when the service itself is legitimate and worthy of subscription. 

How do we separate the wheat from the chaff so we can make some dough?

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How Transparent is Your Investment Advisory?Read More »

The Royal Dividends portfolio, what I refer to as the Portfolio for the Ages, is my creation. I have made every transaction as posted here since the inception of the website. I own the portfolio exactly as it appears on the Portfolio page right now.

But it is not all that I own.

I own some fixed income, some exposure to precious metals, and plenty of other dividend stocks. In fact, one can think of the Portfolio for the Ages as the most promising microcosm of this larger collection of stocks. It is a simple, refined, comprehensive, value-based selection of dividend stocks from an Empire of dividend stocks, themselves a dividendery-based distillation from a vast, less impressive universe of equities.

Royal Dividends has zero exposure to the Magnificent Seven and crypto currencies, but that is no longer true for my broader collection of investments.

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The Man Who Killed NvidiaRead More »

The time has come for policy to adjust. The direction of travel is clear, and the timing and pace of rate cuts will depend on incoming data, the evolving outlook, and the balance of risks.

– Chair of the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System Jerome Powell, speaking at the Jackson Hole Economic Symposium on Friday, August 23, 2024

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Like a Hot Knife Through ButterRead More »

On 2022-01-04, the equally weighted S&P 500 Index [SPXEW] closed at an all-time high of $6,664.65. It took 918 days, over 2.5 years, to get above that mark. It closed at $6,697.32 on 2024-07-10. The market had finally decided that there is some merit to owning the other 493 companies after all. The market liked how it felt and SPXEW rose again on July 11th and then again on July 12th. The weekend saw a failed assassination attempt on former President Trump and the market seemed to like that, too. SPXEW gapped up on the 15th and followed still higher on the 16th. The index traded slightly down today and closed at $6,932.70. Thus, it took 918 days to move 0.5% and a week to move up another 3.0%.

But that’s SPXEW; I care about Royal Dividends. And guess what? The Portfolio for the Ages turns two years old today. Let’s take a closer look.

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Performance Update [3]Read More »

Remarkably, three Dividend Kings have chosen to cut their dividends this month. And these weren’t just any Kings, but Kings in the Portfolio for the Ages. LEG cut their quarterly dividend 89%, from $0.46 to $0.05. MMM cut their dividend 54% from $1.51 to $0.70. Then on Tuesday, the newly crowned – and to my knowledge, the first ever Dividend King from the Communication Services sector – announced a major sale of assets they own and control, to T-Mobile [TMUS]. This was news we’ve been waiting for since August 2023.

Unfortunately, this highly anticipated press release also announced a 79% reduction to its dividend. Folks, Telephone and Data Systems, Inc. has abdicated the throne!

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Abdication [TDS]Read More »

Royal Dividends started its first position on 2022-07-18. The Portfolio for the Ages finally turned positive on 2023-01-11, showing a return of 0.9%. Since then, the broader market has moved up and the portfolio right along with it.

But today the portfolio’s total return reached a new all-time high. Let’s take a closer look.

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Performance Update [2]Read More »

Two days ago, I was preoccupied with Leggett & Platt’s decision to reduce its dividend 89%, from $0.46 per quarter to a nominal $0.05 per quarter, thereby ending its 52-year streak of annual increases and its reign as a Dividend King. I was distraught and angry. Perhaps more than usual. Then circa 1:00am last night, perusing my own personal echo chamber of news headlines, I learned that ANOTHER Dividend King had announced plans to cut and run. The 2024Q2 dividend won’t be declared until May. It will be subject to board approval, but I’m calling it now.¹

Put a Post-it note on the fridge for all to see: 3M Company will be abdicating the throne!

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Abdication [MMM]Read More »

Just after 5pm EST yesterday, Leggett & Platt [LEG] announced a 2024Q2 dividend of $0.05. That is a $0.41 decrease in the quarterly dividend and the end of a 52-year streak. Is it possible for LEG to change course later this year? No. I am gutted.

Ladies and gentlemen, Leggett & Platt has abdicated the throne!

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Abdication [LEG]Read More »

The S&P 500 Index [SPX] has gone up 16 of the last 18 weeks, an increase of 24.77% over that time. Apparently, the last time the Index finished an 18-week stretch featuring 16 ‘up’ weeks was March 19, 1971, an increase of 21.16%.

SPX is closing at record highs routinely these days.

But is your account value at an all-time high? I know mine isn’t.

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MediocrityRead More »